I wanted to write this entry almost from the day I moved in to The Woods, but I just had no time…
The Woods is an apartment complex in San Jose that consists of 5 “Villages”. You enter it via one of two lines that are equipped with bar code scanners that scan a sticker attached to your window and then open the gates for you. The leftmost of the right lanes is for visitors that don’t have the magic sticker attached to their cars.
The main entrance to The Woods Apartements
The gate is open until 6 pm and then closed and guarded by a security officer that checks every visitors intentions before he may enter. If you leave The Woods you pass another gate (in the left lane) that is open during the day. Entering through this gate is however not recommended, since in the road is equipped with some spikes that point outwards and would wreck your tires if you’d dare entering. If you go over them in the correct direction, they are pushed into the ground. Very clever!
The exit. If you like tire damage, also the entrance.
One of the first things to come across is the leasing office, a place we went just too many times – most of them just to hear that some paperwork “will be done first thing next day”. As revenge we ate as many of the offered cookies and drank as much coffee during our visits as possible. Right in front of the office there is an overview map that shows the scale of the complex. I don’t even want to estimate how many rent they collect each month. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but since The Woods does not accept wire transfer, for each appartment a lessee has to walk (or drive, or use his Segway or whatever) to the office and pay by check or money order or by credit card (for an extra 25$ omg). To scatter the incoming money the different villages have distinct rent due dates.
The office. We liek this place!
The Woods overview. We live in the top green village. NB: North is in the top left corner. Aligning maps is for noobs!
(I think) the villages differ in the pricing and therefore in quality. Cedarwood is one of the cheaper districts with wooden houses where you can hear any movement in the upper levels. If you jump on the patio one has to fear that it breaks down because everything is shaking. The same is true if the nearby train is passing by. I don’t say that it’s extremely bad, but I like houses made of stone rather than some wooden planks.
Our home for the last 3 months. I won't miss it.
The vegetation is in a good condition, one place where the rent goes. There are gardeners working almost every day to keep everything neat. The grass is one of the greenest and lushest (another word in my vocabulary, thx leo) I’ve seen so far. Until last night I thought that they irrigate once per night (approx 15 mins at midnight), but last night I brought my girlfriend to the airport to her plane back to Germany at 3 am, and they were irrigating again. That nice scent of chlorine was refreshing! I want to know how many GALLONS (that’s it, I’m assimilated) of water they waste every day just to keep the fucking grass fucking green just as much as I want to know the monthly income of The Woods.
Summing it all up (da wird ein Vogelherz hoeher schlagen :D) I can say that The Woods is OK to live in for a quarter of a year, but under no circumstances I’d live here without a fixed move out date. You have little privacy, can’t hear loud music/watch movies, all the noisy kids, the trouble with the management. The pools and the fitness room can’t compensate for that.
PS: I don’t want to start a new post, so I just use this one to tell you that I’ve submitted my report to my mentor for rating and there are 4 working days left to finish everything up – tomorrow is Labor Day, a national holiday. Since the report is finished I can focus on the work and hopefully get everything done. Germany, I’ll be back soon!